Week Two Review (2017)

Current standing after week 2 are as such:

But most people, whether they won or lost, woke up somewhat happy with week 2, because this was the only match-up that mattered:

This isn’t because people love The Scumbags (no way, man, he’s a total scumbag), but because The Fighting Fistula is disliked more than The Scumbags (and that’s quite a feat because, like I just said, he’s a total scumbag).

I would like to thank Mr. Stafford for failing to live up to his projected points this week while at the same time pulling out a win for the Lions.

He’s the real MVP this week.