Week 1 was... weird.... like super weird, but luckily, it was was weird for almost everyone. With so many great expectations shitting the bed, it’s a tough way for most to start the season.
Due to the crazy-balls of the week, projections were a bit off. We had The Fighting Fistula, The Scumbags, RG3POs, Lollipop Guild, Backus to the Future, GO BIRDS, and Oakland Vaders coming out of this week with wins. The Amazons walk away with this week’s Bridesmaid award for the highest point loss at 86.14. That’s always a tough one. If she had played one of 8 other teams, she’d have a W. Lowest point loss and lowest point win goes out to this epic match-up:
And they actually did set players in every position on their lineups. That’s how bonker-balls this week was.
The highest point win, as projected, did go to The Fighting Fistula with 134.28 points. No one could have beaten him this week and he’s being really fucking gracious about it:
The commissioner had this response:
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